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Booty_Wizard
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Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:23 am
Team Name: Barnsley BootyBouncers

Suh

Postby Booty_Wizard » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:40 am

I'm the Booty Wizard, proud owner of the 11th Place, Iron League scrub team The Barnsley BootyBouncers, proudly hanging out near the top of alphabetized tradelists for like 2 weeks now.

I had another team in Seasons 55-56, the Bristol Bungholes (censor schmensor) that ended up advancing out of Oak in 2nd Season 55 and out of Iron in 3rd Season 56 even though I never logged in again after the day I founded them. A result that I'm pretty sure indicates the imminent rise of the machines.

Now that I'm actually trying to manage my team they're of course doing worse, and will probably have to spend another season in Iron so that's typical.

See y'all around.
In case you were wondering The Barnsley BootyBouncers both make booties bounce and have bounceable booties.

Stadium Theme Song:
[+] NSFW
Naughty words

Team Theme Song:
[+] NSFW
Naughty words + Booty in the thumbnail
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Orick
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Posts: 523
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:43 pm
Team Name: London Swallows
Location: Katowice, Poland

Re: Suh

Postby Orick » Fri Jun 30, 2017 6:07 am

Hi there!

Patience, my young apprentice, patience! It takes a few months to actually fully develop your team and get to the top, but it's worth it :)
Proud owner of London Swallows [Steel Division 1]
Former owner of London Inquisitors
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Booty_Wizard
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Joined: Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:23 am
Team Name: Barnsley BootyBouncers

Re: Suh

Postby Booty_Wizard » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:06 am

Orick wrote:Hi there!

Patience, my young apprentice, patience! It takes a few months to actually fully develop your team and get to the top, but it's worth it :)


Oh I'm well aware, since I lack the terminator like inexorablility of the Robo-Bungholes I've had to stoop to muggle practices such as buying players and purchasing upgrades. No way in Hell I get promoted this season given that the top 3 teams are far too solid of roster and deep of pocket to be in Iron. However I think we should have a solid path to making booties bounce all the way to promotions next season.
In case you were wondering The Barnsley BootyBouncers both make booties bounce and have bounceable booties.

Stadium Theme Song:
[+] NSFW
Naughty words

Team Theme Song:
[+] NSFW
Naughty words + Booty in the thumbnail
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DarioDiConca
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Posts: 607
Joined: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:59 pm
Team Name: Plymouth Catchers & Isle of Manhood
Location: Porto, Portugal

Re: Suh

Postby DarioDiConca » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:24 pm

It´s nice to see this topic with some activity. Welcome to the game, any doubts or fears please ask, I think that s the easiest way to learn how to player QM, be active at the forum and ask questions to more experienced players, that s how I learn some years ago. :)
:WC2nd: Season 28, 32, 48
:Honour1st: Season 27, 48
:WC3rd: Season 36
:Honour2nd: Season 26, 45,46
:Honour3rd: Season 25,34,35,37,47,49
:Bronze1st: Season 20
:Steel1st: Season 17

Founded Season 14
Founder of the "dealer system" club
Founder of the "lose 2 CWC finals in a row" club
Founder of the "lose honour league in the last match to the second placed team that became the first placed team" club
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Zankman
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Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:22 pm
Team Name: London Dynamo
Location: Serbia

Re: Suh

Postby Zankman » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:17 pm

Ugh, I dislike the Teams with "meme names"...

*But* - welcome and enjoy your stay!

Happy to see a new Manager, especially one with a humorous and quality writing style.
Legacy of the London Dynamo
Founded:
Season 30 - Sapling 8.
Promotions (first season in new league):
Season 31 - Oak 5.
Season 32 - Iron 4.
Season 34 - Steel 3.
Season 37 - Bronze 2.
Season 38 - Silver.
Season 41 - Gold.
Season 44 - Honour.
Titles:
Season 48 - Club World Cup 1st Place.
Highest Honour Placement(s):
Season 44 - 5th.
Rivals:
Isle of Man Hood, Gillingham Giants, London Asswinders, London Ravens, Exeter Patronum, Dudley Dursleys...
Inspiration
London Inquisitors (RIP, S24 - S40).

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